I don’t really know how old you are now, or would be this day, but still a very fond happy birthday to you! You know, even if you a loser and an evil person, I still like you a lot! A very happy birthday to you and keep on shining! ✨
I know, you don’t at all like lavish gifts, so just a simple card for you, based on how I think you used to look at the older days…
Warm regards to you and many wishes on your birthday!